THIS COMIC TORE OUT MY SOUL
i hate when you accidentally spit while arguing because that means the argument’s over and guess who didnt win
why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
because I don’t want salmonella….
then don’t eat salmon….
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.
interracial couples are always cute
Oh my god that is so precious.
KITTENS YOUR DADDY IS A DOGGIE. YOU ARE SOME LUCKY BABIES.
I’m sorry but
too cute to not reblog. I literally tried not to reblog this but my heart wasn’t having any of it. lol.
wait what i don’t get it
Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol
I actually hate her
are you fucking kidding me
beginning to dislike her more and more
she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??
but wow what a bitch
And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.
This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.
Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”
So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.
Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog.
I love when tumblr gets schooled
For International Human Rights Day I wanted to share a message from the Food Empowerment Project about the fight against slavery in the chocolate industry. Currently, much of the chocolate sold worldwide relies on child slavery in places like the Ivory Coast of Africa. These children are treated brutally, and are sometimes sold to cocoa farms for as little as $1.50, after which they will spend their entire lives working 14 to 18 hour days for no pay.
International corporations take advantage of this slave labor. Nestle, Hersheys, Mars, Kraft… The list goes on. Even more frustrating, however, are the corporations that hide behind an image of caring and responsibility. Today I am asking everyone who sees this post to contact Clif Bar and demand that they disclose the country of origin for their chocolate. Clif has tried to avoid answering this question in the past: they will likely send you a long winded post about fair trade policies, or organic certifications. Child slavery has been found on supposedly “fair trade” and organic farms in the past, however! It’s time that Clif responds to the Food Empowerment Project, their supporters, and everyone who opposes slavery worldwide.
Clicking the image above (designed by Felix von der Weppen) will take you to the Food Empowerment Project’s Clif Bar petition, but I am going to ask that once you sign the petition you then go over to Clif’s pages on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/clifbar) and Twitter (https://twitter.com/ClifBar) and post some messages there asking about their stance on chocolate slavery and why they haven’t responded to the Food Empowerment Project. Then, pick up your phone, and dial 1-800-254-3227. That is the corporate toll free number for Clif. It costs them money every single time you dial it, so dial it often, and demand to know whether Clif uses slavery in the production of it’s products.
Alright, finally, fellow vegans: pay attention to this stuff. If you say that compassion guides your decisions, and you say that this is one struggle, and you abhor cruelty, how can you support slavery? Visit http://www.foodispower.org/ online for a list of slavery-free chocolate producers.